- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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