How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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