what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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A sober Irish individual.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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