How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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