Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why is pie good. because it just is.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

If i open this door you can go trough it

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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