But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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