ever tried african food? they neither

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

people magazine

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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