what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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women rights

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Vagina.

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all the kids had fun

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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you...

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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