- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

women rights

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

all the kids had fun

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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