- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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