Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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