- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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