Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Dakota Fanning

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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