roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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I'm Coming

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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