- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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