- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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