- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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