- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

TIMMY

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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