- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Koalas mum is a slut

Religionh

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Kyle grund parker coffey

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

No!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

TIMMY

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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