Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

I have an erection My mom!

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

your face

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Punching a baby

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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