In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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hello

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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No

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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TIMMY

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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