Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

your face

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Punching a baby

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

9/11

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Fox News

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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