Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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