- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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