A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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I like touching my boobs

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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John Cena

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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