How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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