- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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