- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What can fly? Lots of things

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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