- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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