Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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womens rights

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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The New York Giants

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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