Cancer.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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