Bitch! Love, J.B.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Your mom is so nice.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

This is a joke.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

A woman wears a dress.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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