Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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have safe sex

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Not a joke.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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