what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

a seal walks into a club.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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