Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Penis.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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