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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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