Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Heskey time.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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