Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A man goes to the potty.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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