A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

boobs!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

im not black, im Joseph Kony

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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