"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

whats the best thing about polio...death

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

race-car = rac-ecar

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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