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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

your life

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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