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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

why did the man die? he was shot

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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