Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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