- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Nah

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

your life

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Refrigerator

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Donald Trump

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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