yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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womens rights

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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