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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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