Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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