What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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shut up kobe!

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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