How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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