What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Women's Rights Movement

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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