- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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