every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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