Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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