- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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troll----> hahaha---->

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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