wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Anti Joke

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