- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Microwave

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Click here to end the world.

Vote this down and get DOXED

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

The lion swallowed his pride.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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