why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Nickleback.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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