Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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He walked in a bar

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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