- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Knock knock Shut up