Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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