How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

I killed someone on minecraft.

whats 2+2? 4

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

tim has no humor

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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