- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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