The WNBA

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Lil Wayne

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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what's white and sticky semen

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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