Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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