What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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everybody loves raymond

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Lets go Yankees

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Women's rights

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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anal seepage

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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