- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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