What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Here's another:

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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