what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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knock knock whos their a person

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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