- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Today is March 22.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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