- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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