- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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